*takes deep breath*
I'm Jonas, I'm Danish, I'm cool, I'm 14, I love karate, I love music, I'm weird, I'm single, I love you, I love role play, I talk English, I'm awesome at English, I like writing, I have talent, I'm social, I look emo, I'm not emo, I'm retarded not just overjoyed, I love Metallica, I like Pantera, I find Weird Al weird, I ran out of ideas, I wrote the story, I have an imagination, I have a 10ft penis, but only 2inches of erectile tissue, I'm not gay, I love joking, You won't like my jokes, I'm done.
Hi.